-When your girlfriend starts to give you tips on mission scripting.
-When you think like this:
-When every phone conversation starts like this: "You scripting/playing?" - "yeh" - "Ok Ill call you later then."
Quote[/b] ] "this PLAYERNAME switchMove FXStandLeavePC: goto "bed""
unit PLAYERNAME == present in bed: goto "end"
unit PLAYERNAME !present in bed: PLAYERNAME setdamage 1
-When you and your m8 use voice over net comms over telephone to chat.
-When your parents start to call you with your ingame nick.
-Actual phone coneversation: "Hello?, hold on... Roger, we got 2 badboys at west, 200.... Ok back (on phone). Yeah, bye."
- you walk through a park and use EVERY bush on your way as cover.
- you drive with friends to a party and insist that the headlights need to stay off.
- you walk through the city centre and look for a good sniping spot.
- you see a flag pole and desperatly have the urge to go to it and take the flag.
- you DO get the flag down from the pole and start running, while suddenly stopping and wondering why there is no message saying "xxxx took the flag"
- you wonder why you don't get any points for staying close to it and hiding near to it in a bush.
- you ask visitors why they are not wearing the official camo.
- you run to every stick on a walk, cuz it could be a G36 or M21.
- you wonder if it is worth to run after the truck that just passed you, since it might have better weapons.
- you miss the start of a business meeting and yell out: "DAMN LAG!!"
- you are on way to a meeting together with your boss and ask him, if you could take the tank.
- you arrive somewhere and call out: "This is xxxx, I'm in position".
- you only crawl when crossing a street.
- you try to spot something at night and look for the "N" key.
- your English essay is titled: "Why I can't hit a barn door with a PK/M60".
- you think about mining the bridge you just crossed.
- you tell the people you walk around with to "FORM LINE!" and "STAY ALERT!"
- a person stumbles and falls near you, you say "oh no...2...is down"
- your boss asks "Are you ready?" and you answer "Cannot Fire!"
- When you see someone sitting in a park bench, you look at him and shout: "CAMPER"!
- When you see a chopper, your first thought is "AA".
- You hurt yourself and shout "MEDIIC!"
- When your almost every answer is Roger.
-"Why're you late?"
"Erm... I'm not late... you're lagging and missed me"
-"Did you work out your trigonometry?"
"Trig? I thought you said trajectory..." *sound of shells landing in the car park*
- When you use phonetic alphabet all the time.
- Whenever you give your friend/gf a present, its always OFP GOTY
All sources from SWAF players.
Please, add your own ones.