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joke - not military, but here:
temperature across the world:
20'C - people from Africa put on jacket
15'C - people from Florida put on jacket
10'C - people from Florida panic
1'C - cars from Italy not start engines
0'C - water frozen
-3'C - people in Poland put on jacket, people from Florida are on holidays in Brasil
-5'C - people from Russia fasten button in shirt
-10'C - politicians in TV say about homeless
-20'C - people in Finland put on jacket, Russians close window in bathroom
-25'C - German car has problem with start
-40'C - fuel is frozen, Russians close window in room
-273'C - absolute zero, people from Finland close window in bathroom
-666'C - hell is frozen
-667'C - lawyers finally put hands in their own (not other peoples') pockets
doctor 1 to patient before transplantation of heart
- sir, we have three hearts, what would you like ?
- what hearts ?
- one heart is from young, healthy man, he was killed in car accident, second hand is from normal average man, he was jogging, maybe not so young but guy cared about himself, third... nevermind
- why ?
- third is after man who drunk a lot, smoke a lot, 60 years old lawyer
- please, doctor, give me third
- whaaaat ? first two hearts are from people who had sport activity, not smoking, healthy, why you want heart of old, fat, smoker, drunker ??
- if it is lawyer's heart than it total new and was never used
Last edited by vilas; Nov 27 2009 at 22:18.
I found [this article] because of someone linking to a related article in the DR thread, and found it rather humorous. No less than 518 14" shells fired into the ocean
I wonder how much time the women in the munitions factories wasted on producing those shells ...
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