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OMG that realy nice
Not purely military humor, but hilarious nonetheless. The end is funniest.
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Last edited by RangerPL; Jun 10 2012 at 23:57.
[Removed.] Not as funny as I thought.
Abs
Last edited by Abs; Jul 4 2012 at 23:17.
... on a piece of plane wreckage, from a crash that has killed three RAF aircrew.Originally Posted by Abs
I'm afraid that all the crudely drawn cock pictures in the world couldn't make that an amusing image.
Did not have the whole story, mate. Sorry.
Abs
The Most Dangerous Phrases in the US Army
A Second Lieutenant saying "Based on my military experience..."
A Captain saying "You know, I was just thinking..."
A Warrant Officer saying "Watch this sh**..."
Matthew "Hawkeye" Angel
"Junior officers and NCOs who neglect to guide the thinking of their men are shirking a command responsibility.
-Feb 1955 Cbt Forces Journal."
hehehe
Not really military humour, but I didn't want to start a new thread just for this picture: http://i.imgur.com/OlIOy.jpg
I thought it looked quite beautiful.
Abs
(From a soldier I know)
A story from the border.
September 1986:
As a young private while stationed at a camp in Donegal, our platoon leader informed us about reports of armed men walking around a farmers field and we were sent out to look for them. None of us were keen to go out, it had been raining heavily and land turned to bog. Our Section leader was a crazy lad from Cork who drove our jeep like he was trying to kill us. We drove around for over an hour till we caught a glimpse of heads in a hedgerow. Our S.L stopped the car about 50M away and started beeping and flashing the lights. More and more heads popped up, we noticed they were British soldiers. Soaked to the skin from the heavy rain and covered in mud.
"Borders back that way lads" the S.L said in the thickest Cork accent you could hear pointing to the way to the border.
"Piss off Paddy! Get back over to your side" Came the reply from the British leader, pointing his weapon at the jeep and a few other soldiers did the same.
"Ah come on now lads, your'e on the wrong side".
"Is your jeep bulletproof Paddy? I won't warn you again!"
There was a pause for a minute before our S.L replied.
"....No....But it's waterproof."
With his soldiers laughing and his 2 I/C looking at the map before he figured out where they were. The British leader, defeated, left.
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