For anyone who watched Charlie Brown cartoons when they grew up, I had this e-mailed to me:
A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?"
Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang
dealing with a number of contemporary issues.
Peanuts specials for the kids of today, coming soon...
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie and the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie moves back to his house in East LA in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with sexual pressures in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's
twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in:
"WELCOME!... YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN"
The peanuts gang learns about death in:
"WHY ISN'T LINUS MOVING, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns the pain of a sex change in:
"YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown joins a fanatically religious cult:
"IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown learns prostitutes are trouble in:
"WHERE'S MY MONEY, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns about the consequences of prison in:
"DON'T DROP YOUR SOAP, CHARLIE BROWN."
Charlie Brown learns about suicide in:
"WHAT HAPPEND TO MOM'S HEAD, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns about pornography in:
"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns about tax fraud in:
"HERE COMES THE IRS, CHARLIE BROWN."
Just one of those things thats gets less funny every time you see it