Even More Pointless Crap!

[Assault (CAN)]

For anyone who watched Charlie Brown cartoons when they grew up, I had this e-mailed to me:

A few years ago Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?"

Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang
dealing with a number of contemporary issues.

Peanuts specials for the kids of today, coming soon...

We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie and the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie moves back to his house in East LA in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"

See how the Peanuts Gang deals with sexual pressures in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"

Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"

What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's
twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in:
"WELCOME!... YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN"

The peanuts gang learns about death in:
"WHY ISN'T LINUS MOVING, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown learns the pain of a sex change in:
"YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie Brown joins a fanatically religious cult:
"IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN"

Charlie Brown learns prostitutes are trouble in:
"WHERE'S MY MONEY, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown learns about the consequences of prison in:
"DON'T DROP YOUR SOAP, CHARLIE BROWN."

Charlie Brown learns about suicide in:
"WHAT HAPPEND TO MOM'S HEAD, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown learns about pornography in:
"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING, CHARLIE BROWN?"

Charlie Brown learns about tax fraud in:
"HERE COMES THE IRS, CHARLIE BROWN."

Just one of those things thats gets less funny every time you see it

Tyler

[Wobble]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Charlie moves back to his house in East LA in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"

[Jamesia]

the last 4 of them are funny.


Not the others.

[Red Oct]

i dont think the ones that talk about diseases are funny at all

[Thehamster]

yeha the diseases ones are in poor taste but some of them are funny the non diseases one for instances.

[Assault (CAN)]

The only diesease on there was VD, I beleive they were reffering to ghonnoreah(sp?)when they said "it burns when I pee", it is curable btw. If we can't make fun of the "clap", then what can we make fun of, lol

They were not making fun of leukemia in "why me Charlie Brown", that was an actual cartoon. I recall seeing it.

Tyler

[Wobble]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ Jan. 18 2002,22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i dont think the ones that talk about diseases are funny at all [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
maby you should have wrapped it up then

[Red Oct]

well in Japan, the slang term for pubic lice is "Little Friends"