You know when you have played too much ofp when:

[Hitman[SWAF]]

-If your mother language isnt English and your english teacher in school is talking to you and you answer "Roger that".

-When your girlfriend starts to give you tips on mission scripting.

-When you think like this:

Quote[/b] ] "this PLAYERNAME switchMove FXStandLeavePC: goto "bed""

#bed
~10
unit PLAYERNAME == present in bed: goto "end"
unit PLAYERNAME !present in bed: PLAYERNAME setdamage 1

#end
exit

-When every phone conversation starts like this: "You scripting/playing?" - "yeh" - "Ok Ill call you later then."

-When you and your m8 use voice over net comms over telephone to chat.

-When your parents start to call you with your ingame nick.

-Actual phone coneversation: "Hello?, hold on... Roger, we got 2 badboys at west, 200.... Ok back (on phone). Yeah, bye."

- you walk through a park and use EVERY bush on your way as cover.

- you drive with friends to a party and insist that the headlights need to stay off.

- you walk through the city centre and look for a good sniping spot.

- you see a flag pole and desperatly have the urge to go to it and take the flag.

- you DO get the flag down from the pole and start running, while suddenly stopping and wondering why there is no message saying "xxxx took the flag"

- you wonder why you don't get any points for staying close to it and hiding near to it in a bush.

- you ask visitors why they are not wearing the official camo.

- you run to every stick on a walk, cuz it could be a G36 or M21.

- you wonder if it is worth to run after the truck that just passed you, since it might have better weapons.

- you miss the start of a business meeting and yell out: "DAMN LAG!!"

- you are on way to a meeting together with your boss and ask him, if you could take the tank.

- you arrive somewhere and call out: "This is xxxx, I'm in position".

- you only crawl when crossing a street.

- you try to spot something at night and look for the "N" key.

- your English essay is titled: "Why I can't hit a barn door with a PK/M60".

- you think about mining the bridge you just crossed.

- you tell the people you walk around with to "FORM LINE!" and "STAY ALERT!"

- a person stumbles and falls near you, you say "oh no...2...is down"

- your boss asks "Are you ready?" and you answer "Cannot Fire!"

- When you see someone sitting in a park bench, you look at him and shout: "CAMPER"!

- When you see a chopper, your first thought is "AA".

- You hurt yourself and shout "MEDIIC!"

- When your almost every answer is Roger.

-"Why're you late?"
"Erm... I'm not late... you're lagging and missed me"

-"Did you work out your trigonometry?"
"Trig? I thought you said trajectory..." *sound of shells landing in the car park*

- When you use phonetic alphabet all the time.

- Whenever you give your friend/gf a present, its always OFP GOTY

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All sources from SWAF players.

Please, add your own ones.

[Ironsight]

Thanx a nice list ***

One to add: you get a bad grade and try to find out a way to kidnapp you're teacher. First briefing.........

[STGN]

- you walk through a park and use EVERY bush on your way as cover.
- you walk through the city centre and look for a good sniping spot.
- you think about mining the bridge you just crossed.

thats me
I usualy counter snipe whenI was little I always looked down but now I always look up to se if there is a sniper somewhere. And I nearly always have my arms in a position so it looks like I am holding a M16.
STGN

[Mr Burns]

@ Mar. 09 2004,17:31)]- you try to spot something at night and look for the "N" key.

^^ not funny! this happened to me quite a few times

[Scorpio]

Yeah, me too! I think it's some kind of abnormal disfunction...
I always look at my shoes for the N key.

[Acecombat]

Come to think of it OFP somehow has improved my eye sights i mean all those night/evening missions in which you have to lay low and strain your eyes for the slightest possible movement i swear now adays i can even spot a SLIGHTEST movement from the corner of my eye and usually i am correct in spotting it.

I think OFP has some how moulded us al in to a small semi-trained in warfare maneouvers rag tag army/militia

[MadKiwi]

Lol, somehow I don't think straining your eyes at a computer screen will improve your eyesight.

[Baphomet]

You know you've started to play too much OFP when you go out into the country and you appreciate the vast drawdistance.


I know I do.

[C4P741N]

I look at the landscape around where I live and wish OFP ran at that resolution.

[Milkman]

When I get into my car with some friends I usually murmur "ALL getin car 4 o'clock."

Those who are flashpoint players get in and say "2 ready" "3 ready" and then I start driving and say "ALL move to echo foxtrot two four!"


EDIT:

- when you see a vehicle you think "We need that addon!"
- when you look at the sky and comment how nice it would look in a skymod (I do this all the time)