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    .............. don't mix.

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    Its a strange world out there..........

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    A simple solution would be to have air marshalls frisk everyone before letting them enter the lavatory.

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    Before using the lavotory, please ask one of the friendly air marshals to accompany you into lavotory
    This ensures that everyone remains safe, and is designed to defeat terrorism

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    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Col. Kurtz @ Sep. 12 2002,11:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Before using the lavotory, please ask one of the friendly air marshals to accompany you into lavotory
    This ensures that everyone remains safe, and is designed to defeat terrorism ***[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    It would be roomier if they just installed mini-cams.

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    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Sep. 12 2002,18:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Col. Kurtz @ Sep. 12 2002,11:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Before using the lavotory, please ask one of the friendly air marshals to accompany you into lavotory
    This ensures that everyone remains safe, and is designed to defeat terrorism ***[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    It would be roomier if they just installed mini-cams. [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    While using the Lavorotories, please make sure to keep your face pointed towards the small black object above the door. Thank you for your cooperation.
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    From Plane Insanity:

    According to recent reports from Reuters, The BBC and other news agencies, a Scandinavian jetliner (SAS) was the scene of a lavatory atrocity. An American woman made the mistake of flushing before standing up and became wedged in by the powerful vacuum action of the 767s flushing mechanism. "She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed," said an SAS spokeswoman.


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    Sounds unconfortable.

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    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Sep. 12 2002,12:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From Plane Insanity:

    According to recent reports from Reuters, The BBC and other news agencies, a Scandinavian jetliner (SAS) was the scene of a lavatory atrocity. An American woman made the mistake of flushing before standing up and became wedged in by the powerful vacuum action of the 767s flushing mechanism. "She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed," said an SAS spokeswoman.

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    Thats a long time ago
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    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Espectro @ Sep. 12 2002,14:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Sep. 12 2002,12:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">From Plane Insanity:

    According to recent reports from Reuters, The BBC and other news agencies, a Scandinavian jetliner (SAS) was the scene of a lavatory atrocity. An American woman made the mistake of flushing before standing up and became wedged in by the powerful vacuum action of the 767s flushing mechanism. "She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed," said an SAS spokeswoman.

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    Thats a long time ago [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
    Yes, must seem like ages to her.

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