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    Wink Funny story of how Poland wants to 'poison' Australia


    Here is the culprit!

    Actually we don't need any weapons to conquer the OZ !!!

    Just read and laugh

    http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/q...-1226244534802

    National Alliance for Action on Alcohol co-chairman Professor Mike Daube said it was "amazingly irresponsible'' for stores to sell the liquor, which had the potential to cause serious damage to drinkers or even kill them.
    Don't listen to this "professor". He says that you may not have the bollocks!

    "I think the consequences could be catastrophic,'' Prof Daube said.
    I think that's pretty much going ON already without drinking the spirytus. Just look how the Aboriginals are degrading themselves with free money they receive from the government.

    "It really sounds like the sort of product that absolutely should not be on the shelves.''
    I'm glad that Polish supermarkets withdrawn that Australian pisser called Fosters

    Queensland Alcohol and Drug Research and Education Centre director Professor Jake Najman said the Polish spirit was a "recipe for disaster''
    Ha! Another Australian specialist! Funny thing is his second name Najman sounds kinda Polish. Mr. Najman I accuse of of treason, you will be drowned and dissolved in a vat of spirytus!

    I like this comment by Mr Singh
    Rohit Singh Posted at 8:10 PM January 15, 2012
    Sounds Awesome, Thank you Courier Mail, Im going to go down and buy a few for the Bucks Night.
    Pheew... Thing is Australians don't know how drink this and they ruin the reputation of this fine spirit by doing some stupid jackass stunts. Thing is that spirytus is a pure spirit distilled several times to achieve the highest concentration of alcohol. We mainly use this as a base for other liquors, alcoholic drinks and sometimes medical purposes. It has 95% ABV or how Americans say - 190 proof.
    Of course this spirit is safe to drink in it's natural state but it has to be prepared properly by mixing with other ingredients. Forget about adding water! Popular recipes include mixing spirit with some lemon juice and some sugar, or mixing with honey or caramel. Such seasoned spirit should wait for 24 hours before drinking. When it's done... you can drink straight up by shots. And it's so smooth that you don't need wash your throat with soft drinks!
    Anyways whatever you drink do it responsibly and do some research on foreign alcohols before the tasting session
    I watched many vids on youtube where people from other countries drink it straight up from the warm bottle. They are doing it wrong, but somehow I admire their courage haha
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    The poison? It's a food product, basically.
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    But obviously it's very hard for people these days to make use of BRAIN v1.0.

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    Aussies are not the first!
    Some guy told me that during communism times he could buy only Wodka Gastronomiczna - more-less the same thing like Spirytus Rektyfikowany, but this one had too much of toxic methyl alcohol, so it's purpose was for example cooking, when methyl alcohol would vanish in high temperature.
    Do you think that he cared about it? Maybe for first week, but when it dawned on him that his city (with only one shop) won't see delivery of better alcohol, he had no other choice. Now he's alive and well

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    God, i remember the last time i drank "rectified spirit" as we used to call it. I guess i lost 10% of my neurones

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfTournesol View Post
    God, i remember the last time i drank "rectified spirit" as we used to call it. I guess i lost 10% of my neurones
    You just can't hold your liquor like people who consider drinking a national sport can.

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    95% ABV is what; about 190 proof in the US system (or ~166 proof using our old UK system)? That stuff must be pretty horrific to drink.

    At an air show about 10-15 years ago I had a couple of small drams with some chaps from the Ukrainian Air Force, of some 180 proof 'stuff' that they'd flown in with them; sat around a little plastic table in the back of their IL-76. God knows what it was: I only know the bottle had "180 proof" written on it in English. The rest was in Cyrillic and they hardly spoke any English for me to ask of them.

    Can't say I took them up on their offer to sell me a bottle on the sly for a very low price as the small amount I had was startlingly efficient in its effect; and my body and mind agreed 'no more!', should I wish to continue having a long and prosperous life. Considering the company and setting it was a pretty good experience though.

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    ABV - This is standard gradation, alcohol by volume. Which means there is no less than 95% of pure alcohol per bottle. While the US proof system doubles the ABV amount. British proof is 1.70 or 1.75 x ABV as far as is remember. That Ukrainian stuff you drank could be a pure spirit or some sort of booze. Like I said in the end, the spirit is perfect to drink after infusion with burned sugar (caramel), honey or caster sugar with lemon juice. When infused properly there are no shakes or bitter face. I drink infused spirits on certain occasion and I never had a hangover after it. The more weird additives alcohol has the more side affects it can cause

    On the other hand Australian didn't get use for such strong alcohols. I have a family in Australia, there where born there. When they arrived to visit us in Poland during Christmas we were drinking together. Uncle, an university professor says " We mostly drink light alcohols light beers or wine, sometimes it's whisky. Strong spirits don't go to well with our tropical climate. First two shots of vodka were terrible for him. Bad shakes, face grimace, choking and so on A comedy! But he get used to it with every next shot and he said: Damn this thing is really good! It was so funny He took back two bottles of our "best medicine for malaria" with him to Australia.

    Here's an interesting division of alcohol (production and consumption popularity) in Europe
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_belts_of_Europe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sudayev View Post
    I watched many vids on youtube where people from other countries drink it straight up from the warm bottle. They are doing it wrong, but somehow I admire their courage haha
    Drinking warm spirit??? Oh shi... Only cold, together with lemon and something like fried meat or fish!
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    Speaking from OZ I think the story has been mis-read people are drinking this neat, not mixed hence the problem

    the linked video didn't look Australian either, the last part looked more Spanish but could be anywhere lol.

    PS we don't drink fosters! thats just the shit we sell to you guys
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    Bitch please, I use it to make a homemade eggnog
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