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Major Fubar
Apr 1 2002, 05:12
I just got this as an email from a friend, I will put the text that was with it when he sent it:

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Question: What is a bastard exactly?


Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a bastard?”


And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.


In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.


The guy behind him, well, he&#39;s a bastard.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

http://www.magicalcheese.com/uploads/Major_Fubar/bombastd.jpg
Tovarish
Apr 1 2002, 05:23
http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif LOL I&#39;d turn around and chuck the damn bomb at the bastard
Assault (CAN)
Apr 1 2002, 05:29
LOL, great one. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Seriously though, I doubt the guy would hear that under all his armour but it is still hillarious none the less. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Tex [USMC]
Apr 1 2002, 05:43
I got that one in the email also. But the one I got was classified as an "asshole".
http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Wobble
Apr 1 2002, 05:48
more like "bastard with a death wish"
USSoldier11B
Apr 1 2002, 06:29
LOL LOL LOL&#33;
Never seen that one. I bet that guy lost about 5 pounds in shit after that happened.
Antichrist
Apr 1 2002, 06:55
Funny shit&#33; http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Assault (CAN)
Apr 1 2002, 08:05
Dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=bastard) defines a &#39;Bastard&#39; as:

n.

1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Does that answer the question? http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Tyler

Edit: I also found the definition of this word (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=fuck) on the site.
Hilandor
Apr 1 2002, 09:02
lmao wonder who the bastard would be if the dude in front starting hitting bomb with hammer.

I was led to beleive that the word " bastard " had been removed fromt he new editions of dicitonarys because now people dont marry and have children etc. and its not frowned upon like before
DarkLight
Apr 1 2002, 12:50
Yeah i know that one, it&#39;s old but it&#39;s really funny too. Good job&#33;
JRyan
Apr 1 2002, 18:08
the second time I see this joke and I&#39;m still rolling on the ground lol http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif