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Skul
Aug 27 2003, 13:51
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Hyaz pplz! Today, I release the greatest mission on the face of the earth! The best SP mission in the history of Operation Flashpoint!...

TEH CRAP MISHUN!!! (http://www.ofpec.com/missions/linkstats.php?ID=749) http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif

Download this and tell me how insanely brilliant it is!

[Gareth Gates must die]
Mr Burns
Aug 30 2003, 09:06
This mission is crap !!! I wasted 7 minutes of my life with it http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/sad_o.gif
You did a great job in explaining how any Mission should not be like !
...and as you intended it to be this way my comment shouldn´t even offend you http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
Bonko the Sane
Aug 30 2003, 14:44
Downloaded it...played it...deleted it http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
It truly sucks... http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
But its a nice way to point out a few mistakes being made in our community.
Skul
Aug 30 2003, 15:24
I have no idea why I made it! I was bored and decided to make a crap mission! The worst mission EVER!!! http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif

Like I said, no replay value WHAT-SO-EVER! http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif

But still, crappy mission makers. Take heed of the 'advice' in this mission. Okay? Test, test and test again. Then... test some more.

Later!

[Gareth Gates must die]
cobra@pulse
Aug 30 2003, 16:45
Best mission I've ever played! http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/smile_o.gif



I agree Gareth Gates should die!
Skul
Aug 30 2003, 17:27
Best mission I've ever played!  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/smile_o.gif
Somebody get this man a doctor...!

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And I'm happy that you agree that

[Gareth Gates must die]

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cobra@pulse
Aug 30 2003, 18:20
Me mental patient, I kill cobra@<hidden> and pretend to be him. hehehe.

You&#39;re next Skul&#33;

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(j/k)
Gollum1
Aug 30 2003, 19:50
Skul you´re a genius&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif

Phew, that mishun was crappy alright...I would have liked some combat too, though.

I burst out laughing when I had read a "crap mishun" about a 100 times and then first read the briefing: "This is a crap mishun" and then I looked under the "notes" tab. I wasn´t sure what cliches I would expect: "Boy, this is turning out to be a crap mishun..." http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/wink_o.gif http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif

Armstring&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;Armstring&#33;&#33;&#33;11 http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
Skul
Aug 30 2003, 20:18
Hey guys...I&#39;m thinking of making....

TEh crap cammpagin&#33; (Carmina Burana comes on)

...Just think...one crap mission of annoyance after another... each one crapper and stupider than the last..... scary stuff, huh?

The campaign WILL have combat. Crappy combat.

Prepare yourselves, because, once I&#39;ve finished off a certain other campaign, I&#39;ll start production of the worst campaign in history&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/crazy_o.gif

[Gareth Gates must die]
Gollum1
Sep 2 2003, 15:46
<span id='ME'><center>Gollum1 Quivers in fear&#33; </center></span>
The Frenchman
Sep 2 2003, 21:02
This mission is better than mine. At least yours ends. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
Koolkid101
Sep 2 2003, 22:15
Whos Garth Gates?
Skul
Sep 2 2003, 22:37
Quote from The Frenchman

Quote[/b] ]This mission is better than mine. At least yours ends. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
lol&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
Don&#39;t go putting your missions down like that&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif Just double check you got the codes and conditions right. OFPEC has stuff to help you make missions that END&#33;

Quote from Koolkid101

Quote[/b] ]Whos Garth Gates?
Gareth Ga(y)tes is not a WHO, but a WHAT&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/crazy_o.gif Some sad, crappy pap idol in the UK that is somehow topping the charts by screeching and brainwashing certain people. However, just wait for my campaign Five Fantasy Islands of Insanity - Operation: GARGAT (shameless advertisement... I love it http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif )&#33;

Back on topic (kinda):
Just a reminder. This mission is just a bit of crazy fun. I can&#39;t really make a mission to tell people how to do it right, (that would require hard work http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif (I love this appearing in the brackets stuff http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif)) I&#39;ll leave that to someone else. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif

Thank you for all these encouraging replies&#33; It&#39;s really inspiring me to make more of these "top-notch" missions&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif (Dead exciting this post, innit? With all these emoticons and exclamation marks and... BRACKETS&#33;)

[Gareth Gates must die]
LoneSoldier
Sep 3 2003, 02:03
Dude, don&#39;t ever make another mission like this.

It sucks. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
Winters
Sep 3 2003, 03:17
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH, Editing Skills.......Disappearing........Such a Crap Mission............Must....not....let it......ARRRRGGGGGH

Duh me no no why u no like teh crap misshun. me tinks it good misshun, me wan pley mor liek dis 1 http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/crazy_o.gif
SpecOp9
Sep 3 2003, 06:42
Now Now guys,

Lets take a look at the missions great qualities.

A random man, starting in a random place, drives on a random road, and has a random ending intro.
It&#39;s truly the mystery behind the mission, where is he going? Why is he in a truck? Where is he going? The possibilities are endless....

I give the Intro a 10&#33;

Now for the Briefing.
Silent, very mysterious. It&#39;s possible that a 2 year old child wrote inside of it. Perhaps that child was the son of the man in the truck?

It&#39;s a mystery&#33;

I give the Briefing a 10.

Now for the mission. You start off looking at a wall&#33;
AMAZING&#33; BRILLIANT&#33;
You don&#39;t know what could be around you when you turn around, maybey it&#39;s a Dinosaur, maybey it&#39;s a microwave oven Hot Pocket.
It&#39;s a mystery.

You then see numerous men ontop of each other.
BRILLIANT&#33;
What are they standing like that for? Maybey they need to get a better view of whats over the hill?
Maybey they are trying to catch a bird?
It&#39;s a mystery&#33;

Then the transport randomly blows up by&#33; For no reason&#33;
AMAZING&#33;
I was shocked. The action this mission had was truly amazing.

I finally made it to a spare truck that was left in this...
Very empty, yet amazing and mysterious city....
Brilliant&#33;

I give the mission a 10&#33;

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Real Life:

I laughed my ass off to this mission.
He has the same humor I do.
However yes, it&#39;s the most crappy piece of crap.

Reminds me of something from...Home Star Runner for sum reason.

"Mayday&#33; We need your assistance because your good at killing bad guys&#33;"


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Hellfish6
Sep 3 2003, 06:43
Hehe... that was a good review. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/smile_o.gif
Skul
Sep 3 2003, 16:12
Ah&#33; Good ol&#39; SpecOp9, givin&#39; an honest review&#33; Unlike the rest of you cheap bums&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/mad_o.gif

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Funniest thing I&#39;ve read all day&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif Before that, the funniest thing I read all day was at about 1 o&#39;clock in the morning; that Jonny the OFP messiah will save us from the massive asteroid and whatnot... but this is all getting a bit offtopic, now... [/offtopic] http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/smile_o.gif

This mission is hosted on OFPEC, and know what they say? They say: &#39;MISSION FAULTY&#33; Don&#39;t waste our time&#33;&#39;

Psschh... some people have no sense of humour&#33; Faulty? Well...er...it&#39;s SUPPOSED to be like that, although I wouldn&#39;t call it &#39;faulty&#39;...
Note to self: Once finished, host TEh crap cammpagin on some other site that doesn&#39;t have such high standards&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/wink_o.gif

Later&#33;

[Gareth Gates must die]
SpecOp9
Sep 5 2003, 08:28
I shall post my review at OFPEC
Skul
Sep 5 2003, 14:38
G&#39;on, girl&#33; You do that&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif

[Gareth Gates must die]
LT.Schaffer
Sep 6 2003, 23:00
Any Chance Of A Coop Version?http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/rock.gif
LOL http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
Skul
Sep 7 2003, 00:43
Any Chance Of A Coop Version?http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/rock.gif
LOL http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
Saaaaay..... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons/33.gif

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[Gareth Gates must die]
Wonder
Sep 9 2003, 18:49
Someone has been smoking too much pot&#33;
Skul
Sep 9 2003, 20:17
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[Gareth Gates must die]
the_unknown_one
Sep 10 2003, 17:09
im d/ling this right now, and praying to god that its not like some of my "best" missions  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/crazy_o.gif
the_unknown_one

P.s. anyone got a mirror? i cant d/l it or find it on the website.(OFPEC)
toadlife
Sep 10 2003, 17:46
Did they ban you from OFPEC for posting that like I suggested? I hope they did. http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/mad_o.gif

Edit: I didn&#39;t really suggest the author get banned from OFPEC....just made a remark noting that the author was aiming for one by wasting our staff&#39;s time.
BAD ASS JACK
Sep 11 2003, 08:33
So this was all your doing eh (spot light on Toadlife)

#http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif
bomb = "laserguidedbomb" camcreate getpos toadlife
goto "http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif"

Now for the fireworks display http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/rock.gif

lol j/k
the_unknown_one
Sep 11 2003, 15:16
of course he didnt. t would have caused infinite loop  :crazy:he put a wait in, duh  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge_o.gif
the_unknown_one
P.s. can someone send it to me? (teh crap mishun)
Skul
Sep 15 2003, 19:53
(Terminator 2 theme comes on)

Teh crap mishun.... IS REBORN&#33;&#33;&#33;

..Well actually, it&#39;s got a new link

Teh crap mishun (New link) (http://www.opflashpoint.org/maps.php?a=dl&v=1309)

Enj...no......Hate&#33; http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/biggrin_o.gif  http://forums.bistudio.com/oldsmileys/tounge2.gif

P.S. toadlife is a worthless fuckwank&#33; If toadshite doesn&#39;t reply, then he affirms that he is a worthless fuckwank&#33; Fucking piece of shit prick&#33;

[Gareth Gates must die]