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FetishFool
May 3 2002, 04:02
Kevin Caitiff

How much better can a name get?


What's your real name?

Warin
May 3 2002, 04:18
Boy, someone is awfully full of himself http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

My boss's stepdad is named...get this...

James Kirk.

No shit. I even made the guy show me his drivers liscense.

Top that http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Aculaud
May 3 2002, 04:19
not saying it is, but what would you say if this was my real name?

Warin
May 3 2002, 04:26
I'd say your parents were not very fond of you http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Aculaud
May 3 2002, 04:41
out of curiosity, why?

IceFire
May 3 2002, 04:46
Lol! Kevin Caitiff and James Kirk are both kick ass names.

Lucky bastards. My name sucks, I think I am going to change it one day. Yeahhhhh!!! That's a great idea.

But I am just worried about what if a friend or someone from the past tries to contact me, and they can't!! That is the only thing that makes me hesitate to change my name.

Ahh hell, soldiers who join the Foreign Legion get their names changed!

Aculaud. .... Is that your last name?? It just didn't seem like a real "name" name to me.

Aculaud
May 3 2002, 04:56
no, its completely made up. I discovered it by accident. I was just thinking of changing my name to that, maybe sometime...

advocatexxx
May 3 2002, 05:15
My real name is Max Power. Take that space coyote !

theavonlady
May 3 2002, 05:23
I once met a local marketing manager whose surname was Bozo. I had to put my hand over my mouth to suppress the laugh when I was introduced.

http://kidshow.dcboomer.com/bozo1948.jpg

RalphWiggum
May 3 2002, 06:07
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @<hidden> May 03 2002,06:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Kevin Caitiff

How much better can a name get?


What&#39;s your real name?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Caitiff..
sounds like Kate-if

some girly last name. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 06:27
What about Hugh Jazz.

Whoops, what a dumb joke. Oh well, i&#39;m going to post it anyway. I got it from a crank call in the game BLOOD. Yes, i know you don&#39;t care, but i don&#39;t give a poop. It&#39;s friday, and my boss isn&#39;t around, so i don&#39;t do much. I think i will stay on this forum the whole day, reading interesting posts.

Major Fubar
May 3 2002, 06:29
My real name is Mace Blitzkrieg..I&#39;m a MAN&#33; Grrrrrrr&#33;

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 06:40
I don&#39;t believe that. It is probably Little Lord Fauntleroy, isn&#39;t it http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

RalphWiggum
May 3 2002, 06:51
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @<hidden> May 03 2002,08:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What about Hugh Jazz.

Whoops, what a dumb joke. Oh well, i&#39;m going to post it anyway. I got it from a crank call in the game BLOOD. Yes, i know you don&#39;t care, but i don&#39;t give a poop. It&#39;s friday, and my boss isn&#39;t around, so i don&#39;t do much. I think i will stay on this forum the whole day, reading interesting posts.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
it was one of the simnpson&#39;s joke too. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Major Fubar
May 3 2002, 06:51
It would be my name if I ever changed it... http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 06:54
My name would be, FRONZEL NEEKBURM

Wobble
May 3 2002, 07:22
Jason Seiler

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 07:27
No no, i would change my name to..........

Wizard G. Knootewoot. Yes, nice. Or perhaps Very Lovely Fairy Princess. Then i would dress up in a tutu, and dance around the world. Whassa mesa saying. Mesa grand idiot. Mesa Jar Jar Binks.. Whosa are yousa? Yousa gotta kiss my @<hidden>

theavonlady
May 3 2002, 07:28
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @<hidden> May 03 2002,10:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Jason Seiler[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
http://web.macam98.ac.il/~ochayo/humor/gif/laugh.gif

Wobble
May 3 2002, 07:30
shaddap Avon&#33;&#33; LOL

I bet your real name is something like Gertrude Malackawacker.. but we can call you "Gerty" http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 07:34
Or Bertha Eisenfaust http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

Wobble
May 3 2002, 07:43
Matilda Poopstinkin

Hilandor
May 3 2002, 07:45
phil mcCavity =[[[

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 08:00
Dick Lessminortesti

Aculaud
May 3 2002, 09:14
Mike Rotch

IsthatyouJohnWayne
May 3 2002, 11:03
-Captain Todd Bong Aloysius Bonk Sextus Goggins
from Lickham Bottom way here  http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetm....500&Z=3 (http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=312500&Y=112500&Z=3)

then theres my friends in the nearby village of Three Cocks

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetm....500&Z=3 (http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=317500&Y=237500&Z=3)

Dr. Maroon Dick his close associate Dr. David Dickoff

http://www.juryverdicts.com/experts/di1.html#DICKOFF;DAVID

and the recent immigrant Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecology dept.) former fellow of THE AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR PSYCHOPROPHYLAXIS IN OBSTETRICS

http://musom.marshall.edu/surgery/beaver.htm

http://musom.marshall.edu/surgery/beaver.jpg
Dr. Bonnie Beaver

second_draw
May 3 2002, 11:04
Phil McKrackin

Scorpio
May 3 2002, 11:06
er...paganism, anybody? http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

So...what IS Avon&#39;s real name
I&#39;d laugh at any name she has http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 11:08
i dunno

Scorpio
May 3 2002, 11:13
is Bonnie Beaver a male or female? http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 11:13
http://www.theavonlady.org/theofpcanteen/images/ofp_box_small.gif

Maybe she can tell it herself.

<span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>AVON, WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME</span>

theavonlady
May 3 2002, 11:22
Yvonne Cauling http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 11:25
Really? I don&#39;t know if i should believe it, but it&#39;s a nice name. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

R. Gerschwarzenge
May 3 2002, 11:27
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @<hidden> May 03 2002,14:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yvonne Cauling  http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
*Ding dong* http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

theavonlady
May 3 2002, 11:29
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @<hidden> May 03 2002,14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Really? I don&#39;t know if i should believe it, but it&#39;s a nice name.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
WAKE UP&#33;

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 11:31
I&#39;m Dutch, i don&#39;t get it. Meesa not very bright. Meesa don&#39;t understand youssa joke. Youssa can explain to dumb Dutchie.

R. Gerschwarzenge
May 3 2002, 11:40
Put your computer speakers on and go here (http://www.theavonlady.org/theofpfaq/). http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

theavonlady
May 3 2002, 11:45
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @<hidden> May 03 2002,14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I&#39;m Dutch, i don&#39;t get it. Meesa not very bright. Meesa don&#39;t understand youssa joke. Youssa can explain to dumb Dutchie.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Must be undersized wooden clogs.

Gorgi Knootewoot
May 3 2002, 11:50
OK, i heard it. I put on the speakers very loud, so everybody here at work now heard it. Nice one http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

christophercles
May 3 2002, 12:40
My real name is Lars Von Richter.
Or chris Lowery. You decide.

advocatexxx
May 3 2002, 15:23
Seymour Butts

Avon&#39;s real name is Helena Weiss

IsthatyouJohnWayne
May 3 2002, 15:41
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Avon&#39;s real name is Helena Weiss[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

Uhhhhhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;

now the terrorists will get her you fool http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Die Alive
May 3 2002, 15:42
Alotta Fagina

-=Die Alive=-

FetishFool
May 3 2002, 18:06
So it&#39;s settled. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

I have the best name in the WORLD. http://www.flashpoint1985.com/ikonboard301/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif


*:)thank you, thank you:)*

WKK Gimbal
May 3 2002, 18:25
My real name is....

Dirk Diggler